WANTED: Fire-Breathing Sales Warlord
King Kong, United States
Job Description
Dear Sales Warlord,
I know you’re tired of the cold call.
Tired of getting hung up on, time after time.
Having door after door slammed in your face.
Or I'm wrong, maybe you’re some strange lizard person who enjoys that stuff.
And if you are a lizard person then I’m sure you also enjoy reading job ad after job ad
Reading You will have Proficiency in handling a high volume of leads and multitasking effectively over and over again.BOOORING.
So let’s cut the sh*t.
Hit the free throw and get those other listings in the bin.
My name is Sabri Suby, and I’m on the hunt for my next Sales Beast.
No not the boring old run-of-the-mill salesperson.
I’m after the person that wants to buy their parents that house.
Wants that fast car.
Who is actually going out there and grabbing the life they’ve always wanted.
I want someone who’s going to look at sales like a surgeon.
Locate, analyse and diagnose every objection.
There is no objection you haven’t heard or can’t handle.
Handling The Old I’ve Got To Speak To My Wife’s, Daughter’s, Friends, Dad’s Fish Before I Make A DecisionIs like brushing your teeth in the morning - simple, easy a breeze.
Still, Reading And Haven’t Applied Yet?Well, let me tell you more
You’ve seen us in your feeds, our ads plaguing you like the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
And if you haven’t, fear not, we’re coming.
* Siri queue world domination music*
Who are we, may be asking?
We’re a Digital Marketing agency that’s damn good at getting our clients more clients.
But We’re Nothing Without 85 Of The Most Passionate Marketing Lunatics You’ve Ever Seen.Think of the tv show The Office but instead of Dwight and Angela being weird, think more stapplers in jello.
I mean, I can talk about the Australia Financial Review awards we’ve won for best places to work.
But the proof in the pudding, check our LinkedIn or Glassdoor and see the vibes for yourself.
Wait what
Are you still reading?
You’re a hard sell
It’s time, I know you know it’s time.
Write That Juicy Cover Letter And Hit Apply AlreadyTell me about yourself.
No not the fact that you played college Football or I love baking on the weekends.
Tell me the details.
Your reason for why.
Why you wake up and do this sh*t for fun.
The bone marrow of sorts.
Still not sold? Sounds like it’s time to check those benefits out
Good luck.
Requirements
What we’re looking for:
- Currently Located In Los Angeles - we work in a hybrid model here
- Self-motivated, confident, energetic and creative
- Excellent communication skills
- Proven sales success
- Experience in digital marketing, SEM, SEO, PPC, high ticket sales or advertising sales is a HUGE plus but not essential
Benefits
Some of the best parts:
- Base + UNCAPPED Commissions - We want the best and so we reward as such.
- Paid Public Holiday Leave - We’re Aussie mate, we love our days off and so should you!
- Extra paid day for your birthday - Because you deserve it
- 10 Days Annual Leave - Sometimes you just need to take a holiday to Fiji.
- Sick Leave - employee well-being is always a top priority.
- Warm - Hot Leads Only - NEVER MAKE A COLD CALL AGAIN.
- Company Trips Away - Did I forget to mention that we have a company-wide incentive this year to go to BALI!!!
We move at a lightning pace! Only successful candidates will be contacted. If you haven't been invited via email to complete an interview kit within 5 business days after submitting your application, unfortunately you haven't been successful this time around!